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Sunday, November 6th, 2005
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10:50 pm - How happy?
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Jnmuir: What's up Jnmuir: are you happily married ?? IGiveRabbitsTrix: yes Jnmuir: very happy ? :-) IGiveRabbitsTrix: ecstatic. Jnmuir: Ok Jnmuir: you lose IGiveRabbitsTrix: i'm crushed Jnmuir: you should be LOL IGiveRabbitsTrix: yeah, being happily married sucks. IGiveRabbitsTrix: i want to be miserable. IGiveRabbitsTrix: i don't get beaten enough. Jnmuir: I agree with that
current mood: amused
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| Saturday, October 15th, 2005
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8:40 pm - Punctuation makes all the difference
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Jnmuir: do you turn trix IGiveRabbitsTrix: Of course I turn, Joe. I can't go in a straight line all the time. IGiveRabbitsTrix: And you forgot your comma.
Fun with grammar!
(and no, I don't know him. I got his name from his profile. My profile lists my name as Trix.)
current mood: punctilious
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| Tuesday, September 13th, 2005
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3:40 pm - Party pooper
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LilPrincess4384: hi IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi LilPrincess4384: whats up IGiveRabbitsTrix: not much LilPrincess4384: oh IGiveRabbitsTrix: how about you? LilPrincess4384: playin with my vibrator IGiveRabbitsTrix: ah LilPrincess4384: yeah LilPrincess4384: what r u doin IGiveRabbitsTrix: reading stuff online and listening to music. LilPrincess4384: i see LilPrincess4384: im guessing ur not horny IGiveRabbitsTrix: if I were, I wouldn't announce it. LilPrincess4384: why not IGiveRabbitsTrix: or cyber with girls for that matter
I'm just no fun at all.
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| Saturday, July 9th, 2005
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1:01 am - OK, so maybe it's not over
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Sessions9B: Hi again IGiveRabbitsTrix: this is getting ridiculous, you know. Sessions9B: What is? IGiveRabbitsTrix: talking. Sessions9B: No it's not IGiveRabbitsTrix: i feel as though I have suddenly walked into a Monty Python sketch. Sessions9B: You're a goddess of eroticism IGiveRabbitsTrix: and you are hopeless. Sessions9B: Then block me IGiveRabbitsTrix: nope Sessions9B: Then I'll just be sexual IGiveRabbitsTrix: then you will be sexual alone. Sessions9B: That should shut you up IGiveRabbitsTrix: probably Sessions9B: Are you voluptuous?
Sessions9B: You're certainly not skinny Sessions9B: Will you wear your nurses outfit when I abduct you? Sessions9B: TALK TO ME Sessions9B: C:\My Documents\DOWNLOAD\pumpghstred\RRR.JPG Sessions9B: HELLO!!!!!! Sessions9B: TALK OR BLOCK ME Sessions9B: Hi Sessions9B: C:\My Documents\DOWNLOAD\pumpghstred\RRR.JPG Sessions9B: Hi Sessions9B: Hi Sessions9B: Hi Sessions9B: Hi Sessions9B: Hi Sessions9B: Hi Sessions9B: CAN I RAPE YOU Sessions9B: Hi Sessions9B: Hi Sessions9B: Hi Sessions9B: Hi Sessions9B: I'll talk to your friend Sessions9B: Redneck woman Sessions9B: Soon you'll be licking my balls Sessions9B: You want me Sessions9B signed off at 1:01 AM
That's why I love the internet- you can meet the nicest people.
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12:30 am - Is this the end?
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Sessions9B: Hi there, I thought you had blocked me IGiveRabbitsTrix: nope Sessions9B: What was all that you were typing before? IGiveRabbitsTrix: i don't remember Sessions9B: Star Trek or Star Wars? IGiveRabbitsTrix: depends on the mood. Sessions9B: You're surprising me, you know IGiveRabbitsTrix: really? Sessions9B: Yes, I thought you disliked talking to me Sessions9B: I guess you do after all IGiveRabbitsTrix: depends on how you look at it. Sessions9B: Are you my older woman? IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm not your woman at all. IGiveRabbitsTrix: And as I recall, we are close in age. Sessions9B: Any children? IGiveRabbitsTrix: no Sessions9B: What kind of nurse are you? IGiveRabbitsTrix: the mean kind with big needles. Sessions9B: You can't be mean IGiveRabbitsTrix: ok, not very mean, but the needles are pretty big. Sessions9B: That's just how they are Sessions9B: It's no reflection of you,goddess IGiveRabbitsTrix: I am a goddess now? IGiveRabbitsTrix: you wanted to kill me once. Sessions9B: If you're as beautiful and intriguing as you seem to be Sessions9B: I was younger and more foolish then IGiveRabbitsTrix: three months younger. Sessions9B: I apologize for that, it was a purely emotional reaction Sessions9B: I never honestly wanted to kill you IGiveRabbitsTrix: whatever you do want to do is not much better. Sessions9B: Now that you're really talking to me, that would be to get to know you IGiveRabbitsTrix: we are not going to be friends, you know. Sessions9B: Why not? IGiveRabbitsTrix: that you even have to ask is a good start to explaining why. Sessions9B: Then why are you talking to me? IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't know. Sessions9B: I'm not playing an online role playing game now IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't play online roleplaying games. Sessions9B: Can you block me now? IGiveRabbitsTrix: why do you want to be blocked? Sessions9B: Because you said we can't be friends Sessions9B: I don't want to be enemies IGiveRabbitsTrix: do I have to block everyone who is not my friend? Sessions9B: I would love to explore every inch of your luscious body, but I know you don't want that either IGiveRabbitsTrix: no, that's pretty creepy. Sessions9B signed off at 12:29 AM
I feel like I'm in a soap opera. I guess that's why I keep letting him talk. There's an odd sort of pathos. Also, I am a goddess :P .
current mood: tired
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| Friday, July 8th, 2005
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11:23 pm - He's Ba-ack!
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Sessions9B: Hi there IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi. Sessions9B: Could you block me please? IGiveRabbitsTrix: no Sessions9B: Okay, then I shall have my fun IGiveRabbitsTrix: if you want to be obnoxious, there's not much point in blocking you. Sessions9B: I know what I want IGiveRabbitsTrix: i'm sure you do. Sessions9B: You Sessions9B: One night of your sexual pleasures Sessions9B: But perhaps you're too busy playing role playing games IGiveRabbitsTrix: i'm afraid my sexual pleasures don't involve you. Sessions9B: They could IGiveRabbitsTrix: or not. Sessions9B: Do they only involve your husband? IGiveRabbitsTrix: yup Sessions9B: Why do you love him? IGiveRabbitsTrix: there's no good way to explain it. Sessions9B: How long has it been? IGiveRabbitsTrix: I met him in 1997. Sessions9B: Is the picture of you an accurate likeness of your usual appearance? IGiveRabbitsTrix: no IGiveRabbitsTrix: i don't usually wear makeup. Sessions9B: But otherwise it is? IGiveRabbitsTrix: and I usually have my hair in a ponytail. IGiveRabbitsTrix: and i scowl a lot. Sessions9B: Oh my, that must look so seductive! IGiveRabbitsTrix: dreadfully. Sessions9B: You're a nurse IGiveRabbitsTrix: yup Sessions9B: I knew that IGiveRabbitsTrix: i know Sessions9B: How did you know I knew? IGiveRabbitsTrix: because I told you. Sessions9B: When? IGiveRabbitsTrix: a couple of months ago Sessions9B: It was longer than that IGiveRabbitsTrix: March. Sessions9B: Wow, how do you remember so well? IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm clever like that.
Sadly, I lost my connection at this point. Stupid dial-up.
Why do I talk to this creep? I have no idea. I have now changed my profile picture from a cute one to the one with me wearing a beard. Maybe it won't, um, "inspire" him so much.
current mood: tired
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| Monday, July 4th, 2005
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10:15 pm
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Sessions9B: You will be my inspiration Sessions9B signed off at 10:11 PM
That has to be IGRKelLAV. I wonder what I've inspired now.
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10:12 pm - wuts happenen?
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Debirut: howdy IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi Debirut: wuts happenen? IGiveRabbitsTrix: nothing. Debirut: age? IGiveRabbitsTrix: 32 Debirut: oh, hmm well im 20 male from louisville... Debirut: k,bye
That's it? Why IM someone in the first place?
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10:05 pm - Deja vu
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Sessions9B: Wow IGiveRabbitsTrix: =-O Sessions9B: You're gorgeous IGiveRabbitsTrix: well thank you. Sessions9B: Okay, sorry to bother you Sessions9B: You could at least say thank you Sessions9B: You're welcome, are you busy? IGiveRabbitsTrix: sorry, i lost my connection for a minute. Sessions9B: Can you talk now? IGiveRabbitsTrix: sure Sessions9B: Oh my! Sessions9B: Something just happened IGiveRabbitsTrix: oh? Sessions9B: Yes, I was looking at your gorgeous picture again and... IGiveRabbitsTrix: do I want to know? Sessions9B: I don't know if I should say IGiveRabbitsTrix: perhaps not. Sessions9B: Well, erections are natural,no? IGiveRabbitsTrix: *sigh* Sessions9B: Sorry Sessions9B: I've disappointed you Sessions9B: Haven't I? IGiveRabbitsTrix: yes IGiveRabbitsTrix: this kind of crap gets a little old, you know. Sessions9B: Can we talk again another time if I don't mention anything like that? IGiveRabbitsTrix: do we have anything in common to talk about? Sessions9B: Yes, we are both smart IGiveRabbitsTrix: really.
Sessions9B: I know I am and you seem to be IGiveRabbitsTrix: If you are, then I am even more disappointed by the way this conversation has gone. Sessions9B: I truly am Sessions9B: You're a beautiful woman Sessions9B: I won't apologize for my natural urges Sessions9B: Anyway, I must go, I hope you will give me another chance IGiveRabbitsTrix: If I forget about this, maybe. Sessions9B: You shall Sessions9B signed off at 9:25 PM
This sounds an awful lot like IGRKelLAV. Either it's him or there are actually multiple guys who think this is the way to approach women.
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9:59 pm - Sunday best
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TOlin43959: hello TOlin43959: how are you today? IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm fine. IGiveRabbitsTrix: How are you? TOlin43959: not bad TOlin43959: a little bored at the moment TOlin43959: anything exciting going on there? IGiveRabbitsTrix: nope, just got in out of the heat. TOlin43959: hot where you are? TOlin43959: could be interesting... IGiveRabbitsTrix: 92 degrees, i think TOlin43959: I can see why you came inside TOlin43959: may I ask what you were wearing outside? IGiveRabbitsTrix: nothing warm TOlin43959: not too much then? IGiveRabbitsTrix: enough to be decent for church. TOlin43959: I see... TOlin43959: I can understand that - still dressed for church? IGiveRabbitsTrix: yeah, my church is casual TOlin43959: gotcha TOlin43959: I see you like to roleplay? what kinds? IGiveRabbitsTrix: Onyx Hollow LARP IGiveRabbitsTrix: that's my game TOlin43959: I see... TOlin43959: not familiar with those IGiveRabbitsTrix: you should try it sometime. TOlin43959: maybe I will
Hey, baby...what did you wear to church? Are you still in your Sunday dress? Geez. I wonder whether he remembers me from last time.
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| Thursday, May 26th, 2005
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8:33 am - I have one too!
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Spider566: hi 24 female from lexington IGiveRabbitsTrix: hello Spider566: hey Spider566: i saw your pic on profile Spider566: i have one too IGiveRabbitsTrix: ok... Spider566: k Spider566: want me to send a pic? IGiveRabbitsTrix: no
All righty then.
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| Friday, April 15th, 2005
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8:31 pm - Vampire: To be or not to be
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VWler19972002: Hello, i am Lars, are you a vampire ? IGiveRabbitsTrix: sort of IGiveRabbitsTrix: Red Cross Blood Services. IGiveRabbitsTrix: :-D VWler19972002: are you ? IGiveRabbitsTrix: I run blood drives. VWler19972002: sorry, i do not understand IGiveRabbitsTrix: What don't you understand? I'm not actually a vampire. I work for the Red Cross. I run blood drives. I take blood from blood donors. VWler19972002: i am so sorry IGiveRabbitsTrix: for what? VWler19972002: that i don't understood you IGiveRabbitsTrix: that's ok IGiveRabbitsTrix: does it make sense now? VWler19972002: what ? IGiveRabbitsTrix: whatever you didn't understand. VWler19972002: ok
What?
(for the record, my profile says "professional vampire" for my occupation)
current mood: confused
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| Friday, April 8th, 2005
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1:30 am - IGRKelLAV: The Sequel, or Please Don't Feed the Psycho
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So the same guy IMs me again tonight, and I give him a chance to converse like a normal human being. He is not able to do that, so I tell him to go away. I am not blocking him, because he will just come back with a different name. Here is what I get:
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me IGR KelLAV: Or die IGR KelLAV: Hey fat ass IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
...and so on.
Suddenly here comes a brand new friend!
PumpGhstRed: Hi IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi PumpGhstRed: Do you enjoy living? PumpGhstRed: Hello? IGiveRabbitsTrix: Do you always start conversations so charmingly? PumpGhstRed: Only when I'm infuriated PumpGhstRed: Do you always make people want to kill you? PumpGhstRed: You bitch
Report card: Does not play well with others.
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| Thursday, April 7th, 2005
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3:58 am - PB&J
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This began with the usual greetings. It went on forever, since my rule is that I allow it to go on until they get bored or frustrated and leave on their own; therefore I have cut it to leave out the slower spots.
IGR KelLAV: Do you have any other pictures? IGiveRabbitsTrix: no IGR KelLAV: So just the one in your profile? IGiveRabbitsTrix: yup IGR KelLAV: Oh, too bad, I'd love to see much more of your gorgeousness;-) IGiveRabbitsTrix: sorry IGR KelLAV: It's okay, I can just look at that one IGR KelLAV: Whoa, maybe I'd better not look at it!=-O IGiveRabbitsTrix: I didn't know I was dangerous. IGR KelLAV: I wasn't expecting that to happen just from looking:-D IGiveRabbitsTrix: *not going to ask* IGR KelLAV: Would you like to know? IGiveRabbitsTrix: Is it anything a gentleman should tell a lady? IGR KelLAV: I'll put it politelyO:-) IGR KelLAV: I'll use the technical term for it IGR KelLAV: I don't want to offend you , which is why I asked if I can tell you first IGiveRabbitsTrix: If it is potentially offensive, I probably don't want to know. IGR KelLAV: It could be, but I wouldn't be vulgar IGR KelLAV: Just let me say it please, miss lovely IGiveRabbitsTrix: I can't stop you. IGR KelLAV: No, but I don't want you to report me to AOL either IGR KelLAV: I've never had the urge to say something like this before online IGiveRabbitsTrix: never? IGR KelLAV: I think maybe once or twice before, but I held it back IGR KelLAV: The physical reaction was never this strong though IGR KelLAV: So do I have your permission? IGR KelLAV: Did you fall asleep? IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm here. IGR KelLAV: Here goes: IGR KelLAV: Okay? IGiveRabbitsTrix: if you must IGR KelLAV: I was looking at your picture and I suddenly got a massive erection IGiveRabbitsTrix: do you feel better now? IGR KelLAV: In a way, yes
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IGR KelLAV: It's getting so hard to type IGR KelLAV: How did you get into that kind of singing? IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't know. I just decided to take lessons one day. IGR KelLAV: Did you love it right off? I need more hands IGiveRabbitsTrix: It only takes two to type. IGR KelLAV: Actually , I only use one, haha IGiveRabbitsTrix: ah, a multitasker. IGR KelLAV: But it's the same one I use for other things too IGR KelLAV: So sometimes the multitasking is harder than others IGiveRabbitsTrix: I would hope that you could use it for other things. IGiveRabbitsTrix: It would suck if one hand could only type, and the other could only make PB&J. IGiveRabbitsTrix: You wouldn't be able to get anything else done. IGR KelLAV: Haha, you're funny:-D IGR KelLAV: You'd just have to concentrate on one thing IGiveRabbitsTrix: i suppose IGR KelLAV: I don't want any long pauses between my IMS to make you feel neglected IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm fine. IGR KelLAV: You sure you don't mind?I've been trying to balance the two, but the intensity is picking up now IGiveRabbitsTrix: That must be some PB&J sandwich.
Holy crap! Did I just cyber? I can't believe this guy just made a PB&J sandwich.
current mood: disturbed
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| Saturday, March 26th, 2005
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1:20 pm - Catwoman
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RT71x: hi IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi RT71x: how are you today IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm fine. IGiveRabbitsTrix: How are you? RT71x: im fine..just glad to be off for 3 days RT71x: i gotta say you look lovely IGiveRabbitsTrix: thank you. RT71x: u welcome..you like costumes and wearing them IGiveRabbitsTrix: Yes. It would be silly to have costumes and not wear them. RT71x: lol..i agree...i bet you look awesome in leather and latex wear IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't have any costumes like that. Mostly peasant blouses and long skirts. RT71x: you would make a cool catwoman..man a leather/latex catsuit would look awesome on you IGiveRabbitsTrix: No it wouldn't, and I have no reason to dress as Catwoman. RT71x: oh ok..just saying.
I'm going to go right out and buy a latex catsuit.
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| Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005
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4:53 pm - Grovedawg05
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Grovedawg05: hi sexy IGiveRabbitsTrix: ? Grovedawg05: how are you? IGiveRabbitsTrix: Fine. Grovedawg05: asl? IGiveRabbitsTrix: 32 IGiveRabbitsTrix: and the rest is on my profile. Grovedawg05: i know you are very beautiful IGiveRabbitsTrix: Thank you. Grovedawg05: what are you wearing? IGiveRabbitsTrix: Two paper bags and half a canteloupe. Grovedawg05: cmon IGiveRabbitsTrix: You don't like it? Grovedawg05: i want the truth
Grovedawg05: ? IGiveRabbitsTrix: So grubby sweats will do? Grovedawg05: yes is that the truth? IGiveRabbitsTrix: no. Grovedawg05: what is the truth? IGiveRabbitsTrix: The truth? Philosophers have been asking that question for thousands of years. I doubt I could answer it satisfactorily. Grovedawg05: why are you playing hard to get dear? Grovedawg05: ? IGiveRabbitsTrix: Why are you asking what I'm wearing and calling me "dear"? Grovedawg05: does it bother you? IGiveRabbitsTrix: It's hardly gentlemanly, you must admit. Grovedawg05: i am sorry maam Grovedawg05: ? IGiveRabbitsTrix: Yes? Grovedawg05: i am sorry IGiveRabbitsTrix: ok
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| Sunday, March 6th, 2005
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8:28 pm - Disappointment
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TOlin43959: hello IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi TOlin43959: how are you this evening? IGiveRabbitsTrix: fine TOlin43959: anything exciting going on there? IGiveRabbitsTrix: nope TOlin43959: sigh - same here IGiveRabbitsTrix: fun TOlin43959: ?? IGiveRabbitsTrix: as in, sounds like fun. IGiveRabbitsTrix: :-P TOlin43959: nice tongue TOlin43959: :-) IGiveRabbitsTrix: So... TOlin43959: yes...? IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't know. You IMed me, remember? TOlin43959: just curious about you IGiveRabbitsTrix: ok TOlin43959: interesting screen name to start... IGiveRabbitsTrix: Just a reference to the commercials. TOlin43959: I see... TOlin43959: your picture is very pretty IGiveRabbitsTrix: Thank you. TOlin43959: what exactly is "LARPing" IGiveRabbitsTrix: Live action roleplaying. It's sort of like playing Dungeons and Dragons live. TOlin43959: ahhh - I see.
"Damn. A nerd."
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!
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| Friday, March 4th, 2005
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10:56 pm - Trix is a Cereal
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MISZKLEVITZ: hi,,got a minute to talk,,,?...I see your on line alot,,whats with the rabbit trix,,,is that some kinda toy that rubs a clit and works like a dildo? IGiveRabbitsTrix: Trix is a cereal. MISZKLEVITZ: you mean thats all there is to that? MISZKLEVITZ: wow,,was I off base,,sorry IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm afraid so. MISZKLEVITZ: and the live roleplaying,,? IGiveRabbitsTrix: Nerd stuff. MISZKLEVITZ: if this is bothereing you,,Ill go MISZKLEVITZ: I like roleplaying on line,,,you dont do that,,huh? IGiveRabbitsTrix: no MISZKLEVITZ: Im very sorry to have bothered you tonight MISZKLEVITZ: have a nice evening IGiveRabbitsTrix: You too. MISZKLEVITZ: thanks ,,,,,,,,,bye
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| Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
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10:05 pm - Prom
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Spank980: are dresses comfy IGiveRabbitsTrix: Some are, some are not. Spank980: prom IGiveRabbitsTrix: I've never been to a prom. Spank980: i lost a bet with my gf and she is making me wear her prom dress Spank980: im scared IGiveRabbitsTrix: haha IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm sure you'll have fun. Spank980: right Spank980: she said i have to wear everything Spank980: what does she mean by everything IGiveRabbitsTrix: You'll have to ask her. Spank980: she said i have to wear this poofy thing under the dress Spank980: whats that IGiveRabbitsTrix: Like I said, I never went to a prom, so I don't have much experience with formalwear. Spank980: ok
I have to give this guy credit for coming up with a creative way to get women to talk about their underwear.
current mood: impressed
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| Sunday, February 27th, 2005
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4:06 pm - PGrzelewsk
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PGrzelewsk: hi IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi IGiveRabbitsTrix: What's up? PGrzelewsk: my tits IGiveRabbitsTrix: Well. How perky.
*speechless*
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