Hey, sexxy!

How happy?

2005-11-07T03:58:10Z

Jnmuir: What's up
Jnmuir: are you happily married ??
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yes
Jnmuir: very happy ? :-)
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ecstatic.
Jnmuir: Ok
Jnmuir: you lose
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i'm crushed
Jnmuir: you should be LOL
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yeah, being happily married sucks.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i want to be miserable.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i don't get beaten enough.
Jnmuir: I agree with that

Punctuation makes all the difference

2005-10-16T01:24:03Z

Jnmuir: do you turn trix
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Of course I turn, Joe. I can't go in a straight line all the time.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: And you forgot your comma.

Fun with grammar!

(and no, I don't know him. I got his name from his profile. My profile lists my name as Trix.)

Party pooper

2005-09-13T19:41:06Z

LilPrincess4384: hi
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi
LilPrincess4384: whats up
IGiveRabbitsTrix: not much
LilPrincess4384: oh
IGiveRabbitsTrix: how about you?
LilPrincess4384: playin with my vibrator
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ah
LilPrincess4384: yeah
LilPrincess4384: what r u doin
IGiveRabbitsTrix: reading stuff online and listening to music.
LilPrincess4384: i see
LilPrincess4384: im guessing ur not horny
IGiveRabbitsTrix: if I were, I wouldn't announce it.
LilPrincess4384: why not
IGiveRabbitsTrix: or cyber with girls for that matter

I'm just no fun at all.

OK, so maybe it's not over

2005-07-09T05:06:45Z

Sessions9B: Hi again
IGiveRabbitsTrix: this is getting ridiculous, you know.
Sessions9B: What is?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: talking.
Sessions9B: No it's not
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i feel as though I have suddenly walked into a Monty Python sketch.
Sessions9B: You're a goddess of eroticism
IGiveRabbitsTrix: and you are hopeless.
Sessions9B: Then block me
IGiveRabbitsTrix: nope
Sessions9B: Then I'll just be sexual
IGiveRabbitsTrix: then you will be sexual alone.
Sessions9B: That should shut you up
IGiveRabbitsTrix: probably
Sessions9B: Are you voluptuous?

Sessions9B: You're certainly not skinny
Sessions9B: Will you wear your nurses outfit when I abduct you?
Sessions9B: TALK TO ME
Sessions9B: C:\My Documents\DOWNLOAD\pumpghstred\RRR.JPG
Sessions9B: HELLO!!!!!!
Sessions9B: TALK OR BLOCK ME
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: C:\My Documents\DOWNLOAD\pumpghstred\RRR.JPG
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: CAN I RAPE YOU
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: I'll talk to your friend
Sessions9B: Redneck woman
Sessions9B: Soon you'll be licking my balls
Sessions9B: You want me
Sessions9B signed off at 1:01 AM

That's why I love the internet- you can meet the nicest people.

Is this the end?

2005-07-09T04:36:23Z

Sessions9B: Hi there, I thought you had blocked me
IGiveRabbitsTrix: nope
Sessions9B: What was all that you were typing before?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i don't remember
Sessions9B: Star Trek or Star Wars?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: depends on the mood.
Sessions9B: You're surprising me, you know
IGiveRabbitsTrix: really?
Sessions9B: Yes, I thought you disliked talking to me
Sessions9B: I guess you do after all
IGiveRabbitsTrix: depends on how you look at it.
Sessions9B: Are you my older woman?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm not your woman at all.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: And as I recall, we are close in age.
Sessions9B: Any children?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: no
Sessions9B: What kind of nurse are you?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: the mean kind with big needles.
Sessions9B: You can't be mean
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ok, not very mean, but the needles are pretty big.
Sessions9B: That's just how they are
Sessions9B: It's no reflection of you,goddess
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I am a goddess now?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: you wanted to kill me once.
Sessions9B: If you're as beautiful and intriguing as you seem to be
Sessions9B: I was younger and more foolish then
IGiveRabbitsTrix: three months younger.
Sessions9B: I apologize for that, it was a purely emotional reaction
Sessions9B: I never honestly wanted to kill you
IGiveRabbitsTrix: whatever you do want to do is not much better.
Sessions9B: Now that you're really talking to me, that would be to get to know you
IGiveRabbitsTrix: we are not going to be friends, you know.
Sessions9B: Why not?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: that you even have to ask is a good start to explaining why.
Sessions9B: Then why are you talking to me?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't know.
Sessions9B: I'm not playing an online role playing game now
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't play online roleplaying games.
Sessions9B: Can you block me now?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: why do you want to be blocked?
Sessions9B: Because you said we can't be friends
Sessions9B: I don't want to be enemies
IGiveRabbitsTrix: do I have to block everyone who is not my friend?
Sessions9B: I would love to explore every inch of your luscious body, but I know you don't want that either
IGiveRabbitsTrix: no, that's pretty creepy.
Sessions9B signed off at 12:29 AM

I feel like I'm in a soap opera. I guess that's why I keep letting him talk. There's an odd sort of pathos. Also, I am a goddess :P .

He's Ba-ack!

2005-07-09T03:27:38Z

Sessions9B: Hi there
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi.
Sessions9B: Could you block me please?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: no
Sessions9B: Okay, then I shall have my fun
IGiveRabbitsTrix: if you want to be obnoxious, there's not much point in blocking you.
Sessions9B: I know what I want
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i'm sure you do.
Sessions9B: You
Sessions9B: One night of your sexual pleasures
Sessions9B: But perhaps you're too busy playing role playing games
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i'm afraid my sexual pleasures don't involve you.
Sessions9B: They could
IGiveRabbitsTrix: or not.
Sessions9B: Do they only involve your husband?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yup
Sessions9B: Why do you love him?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: there's no good way to explain it.
Sessions9B: How long has it been?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I met him in 1997.
Sessions9B: Is the picture of you an accurate likeness of your usual appearance?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: no
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i don't usually wear makeup.
Sessions9B: But otherwise it is?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: and I usually have my hair in a ponytail.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: and i scowl a lot.
Sessions9B: Oh my, that must look so seductive!
IGiveRabbitsTrix: dreadfully.
Sessions9B: You're a nurse
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yup
Sessions9B: I knew that
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i know
Sessions9B: How did you know I knew?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: because I told you.
Sessions9B: When?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: a couple of months ago
Sessions9B: It was longer than that
IGiveRabbitsTrix: March.
Sessions9B: Wow, how do you remember so well?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm clever like that.

Sadly, I lost my connection at this point. Stupid dial-up.

Why do I talk to this creep? I have no idea. I have now changed my profile picture from a cute one to the one with me wearing a beard. Maybe it won't, um, "inspire" him so much.

random_female @ 2005-07-04T22:15:00

2005-07-05T02:19:51Z

Sessions9B: You will be my inspiration
Sessions9B signed off at 10:11 PM

That has to be IGRKelLAV. I wonder what I've inspired now.

wuts happenen?

2005-07-05T02:13:05Z

Debirut: howdy
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi
Debirut: wuts happenen?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: nothing.
Debirut: age?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: 32
Debirut: oh, hmm well im 20 male from louisville...
Debirut: k,bye

That's it? Why IM someone in the first place?

Deja vu

2005-07-05T02:07:22Z

Sessions9B: Wow
IGiveRabbitsTrix: =-O
Sessions9B: You're gorgeous
IGiveRabbitsTrix: well thank you.
Sessions9B: Okay, sorry to bother you
Sessions9B: You could at least say thank you
Sessions9B: You're welcome, are you busy?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: sorry, i lost my connection for a minute.
Sessions9B: Can you talk now?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: sure
Sessions9B: Oh my!
Sessions9B: Something just happened
IGiveRabbitsTrix: oh?
Sessions9B: Yes, I was looking at your gorgeous picture again and...
IGiveRabbitsTrix: do I want to know?
Sessions9B: I don't know if I should say
IGiveRabbitsTrix: perhaps not.
Sessions9B: Well, erections are natural,no?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: *sigh*
Sessions9B: Sorry
Sessions9B: I've disappointed you
Sessions9B: Haven't I?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yes
IGiveRabbitsTrix: this kind of crap gets a little old, you know.
Sessions9B: Can we talk again another time if I don't mention anything like that?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: do we have anything in common to talk about?
Sessions9B: Yes, we are both smart
IGiveRabbitsTrix: really.

Sessions9B: I know I am and you seem to be
IGiveRabbitsTrix: If you are, then I am even more disappointed by the way this conversation has gone.
Sessions9B: I truly am
Sessions9B: You're a beautiful woman
Sessions9B: I won't apologize for my natural urges
Sessions9B: Anyway, I must go, I hope you will give me another chance
IGiveRabbitsTrix: If I forget about this, maybe.
Sessions9B: You shall
Sessions9B signed off at 9:25 PM

This sounds an awful lot like IGRKelLAV. Either it's him or there are actually multiple guys who think this is the way to approach women.

Sunday best

2005-07-05T02:02:16Z

TOlin43959: hello
TOlin43959: how are you today?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm fine.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: How are you?
TOlin43959: not bad
TOlin43959: a little bored at the moment
TOlin43959: anything exciting going on there?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: nope, just got in out of the heat.
TOlin43959: hot where you are?
TOlin43959: could be interesting...
IGiveRabbitsTrix: 92 degrees, i think
TOlin43959: I can see why you came inside
TOlin43959: may I ask what you were wearing outside?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: nothing warm
TOlin43959: not too much then?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: enough to be decent for church.
TOlin43959: I see...
TOlin43959: I can understand that - still dressed for church?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yeah, my church is casual
TOlin43959: gotcha
TOlin43959: I see you like to roleplay? what kinds?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Onyx Hollow LARP
IGiveRabbitsTrix: that's my game
TOlin43959: I see...
TOlin43959: not familiar with those
IGiveRabbitsTrix: you should try it sometime.
TOlin43959: maybe I will

Hey, baby...what did you wear to church? Are you still in your Sunday dress? Geez. I wonder whether he remembers me from last time.

I have one too!

2005-05-26T12:37:33Z

Spider566: hi 24 female from lexington
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hello
Spider566: hey
Spider566: i saw your pic on profile
Spider566: i have one too
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ok...
Spider566: k
Spider566: want me to send a pic?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: no

All righty then.

Vampire: To be or not to be

2005-04-16T00:37:00Z

VWler19972002: Hello, i am Lars, are you a vampire ?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: sort of
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Red Cross Blood Services.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: :-D
VWler19972002: are you ?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I run blood drives.
VWler19972002: sorry, i do not understand
IGiveRabbitsTrix: What don't you understand? I'm not actually a vampire. I work for the Red Cross. I run blood drives. I take blood from blood donors.
VWler19972002: i am so sorry
IGiveRabbitsTrix: for what?
VWler19972002: that i don't understood you
IGiveRabbitsTrix: that's ok
IGiveRabbitsTrix: does it make sense now?
VWler19972002: what ?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: whatever you didn't understand.
VWler19972002: ok

What?

(for the record, my profile says "professional vampire" for my occupation)

IGRKelLAV: The Sequel, or Please Don't Feed the Psycho

2005-04-08T05:44:13Z

So the same guy IMs me again tonight, and I give him a chance to converse like a normal human being. He is not able to do that, so I tell him to go away. I am not blocking him, because he will just come back with a different name. Here is what I get:

IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Or die
IGR KelLAV: Hey fat ass
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me

...and so on.

Suddenly here comes a brand new friend!

PumpGhstRed: Hi
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi
PumpGhstRed: Do you enjoy living?
PumpGhstRed: Hello?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Do you always start conversations so charmingly?
PumpGhstRed: Only when I'm infuriated
PumpGhstRed: Do you always make people want to kill you?
PumpGhstRed: You bitch

Report card: Does not play well with others.

PB&J

2005-04-07T08:19:13Z

This began with the usual greetings. It went on forever, since my rule is that I allow it to go on until they get bored or frustrated and leave on their own; therefore I have cut it to leave out the slower spots.

IGR KelLAV: Do you have any other pictures?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: no
IGR KelLAV: So just the one in your profile?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yup
IGR KelLAV: Oh, too bad, I'd love to see much more of your gorgeousness;-)
IGiveRabbitsTrix: sorry
IGR KelLAV: It's okay, I can just look at that one
IGR KelLAV: Whoa, maybe I'd better not look at it!=-O
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I didn't know I was dangerous.
IGR KelLAV: I wasn't expecting that to happen just from looking:-D
IGiveRabbitsTrix: *not going to ask*
IGR KelLAV: Would you like to know?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Is it anything a gentleman should tell a lady?
IGR KelLAV: I'll put it politelyO:-)
IGR KelLAV: I'll use the technical term for it
IGR KelLAV: I don't want to offend you , which is why I asked if I can tell you first
IGiveRabbitsTrix: If it is potentially offensive, I probably don't want to know.
IGR KelLAV: It could be, but I wouldn't be vulgar
IGR KelLAV: Just let me say it please, miss lovely
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I can't stop you.
IGR KelLAV: No, but I don't want you to report me to AOL either
IGR KelLAV: I've never had the urge to say something like this before online
IGiveRabbitsTrix: never?
IGR KelLAV: I think maybe once or twice before, but I held it back
IGR KelLAV: The physical reaction was never this strong though
IGR KelLAV: So do I have your permission?
IGR KelLAV: Did you fall asleep?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm here.
IGR KelLAV: Here goes:
IGR KelLAV: Okay?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: if you must
IGR KelLAV: I was looking at your picture and I suddenly got a massive erection
IGiveRabbitsTrix: do you feel better now?
IGR KelLAV: In a way, yes

--------

Subject change, blah blah blah

--------

IGR KelLAV: It's getting so hard to type
IGR KelLAV: How did you get into that kind of singing?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't know. I just decided to take lessons one day.
IGR KelLAV: Did you love it right off? I need more hands
IGiveRabbitsTrix: It only takes two to type.
IGR KelLAV: Actually , I only use one, haha
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ah, a multitasker.
IGR KelLAV: But it's the same one I use for other things too
IGR KelLAV: So sometimes the multitasking is harder than others
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I would hope that you could use it for other things.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: It would suck if one hand could only type, and the other could only make PB&J.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: You wouldn't be able to get anything else done.
IGR KelLAV: Haha, you're funny:-D
IGR KelLAV: You'd just have to concentrate on one thing
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i suppose
IGR KelLAV: I don't want any long pauses between my IMS to make you feel neglected
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm fine.
IGR KelLAV: You sure you don't mind?I've been trying to balance the two, but the intensity is picking up now
IGiveRabbitsTrix: That must be some PB&J sandwich.

Holy crap! Did I just cyber? I can't believe this guy just made a PB&J sandwich.

Catwoman

2005-03-26T18:26:58Z

RT71x: hi
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi
RT71x: how are you today
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm fine.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: How are you?
RT71x: im fine..just glad to be off for 3 days
RT71x: i gotta say you look lovely
IGiveRabbitsTrix: thank you.
RT71x: u welcome..you like costumes and wearing them
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Yes. It would be silly to have costumes and not wear them.
RT71x: lol..i agree...i bet you look awesome in leather and latex wear
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't have any costumes like that. Mostly peasant blouses and long skirts.
RT71x: you would make a cool catwoman..man a leather/latex catsuit would look awesome on you
IGiveRabbitsTrix: No it wouldn't, and I have no reason to dress as Catwoman.
RT71x: oh ok..just saying.

I'm going to go right out and buy a latex catsuit.

Grovedawg05

2005-03-22T21:55:05Z

Grovedawg05: hi sexy
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ?
Grovedawg05: how are you?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Fine.
Grovedawg05: asl?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: 32
IGiveRabbitsTrix: and the rest is on my profile.
Grovedawg05: i know you are very beautiful
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Thank you.
Grovedawg05: what are you wearing?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Two paper bags and half a canteloupe.
Grovedawg05: cmon
IGiveRabbitsTrix: You don't like it?
Grovedawg05: i want the truth

Grovedawg05: ?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: So grubby sweats will do?
Grovedawg05: yes is that the truth?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: no.
Grovedawg05: what is the truth?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: The truth? Philosophers have been asking that question for thousands of years. I doubt I could answer it satisfactorily.
Grovedawg05: why are you playing hard to get dear?
Grovedawg05: ?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Why are you asking what I'm wearing and calling me "dear"?
Grovedawg05: does it bother you?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: It's hardly gentlemanly, you must admit.
Grovedawg05: i am sorry maam
Grovedawg05: ?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Yes?
Grovedawg05: i am sorry
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ok

Disappointment

2005-03-07T01:33:28Z

TOlin43959: hello
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi
TOlin43959: how are you this evening?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: fine
TOlin43959: anything exciting going on there?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: nope
TOlin43959: sigh - same here
IGiveRabbitsTrix: fun
TOlin43959: ??
IGiveRabbitsTrix: as in, sounds like fun.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: :-P
TOlin43959: nice tongue
TOlin43959: :-)
IGiveRabbitsTrix: So...
TOlin43959: yes...?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't know. You IMed me, remember?
TOlin43959: just curious about you
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ok
TOlin43959: interesting screen name to start...
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Just a reference to the commercials.
TOlin43959: I see...
TOlin43959: your picture is very pretty
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Thank you.
TOlin43959: what exactly is "LARPing"
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Live action roleplaying. It's sort of like playing Dungeons and Dragons live.
TOlin43959: ahhh - I see.

"Damn. A nerd."

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!

Trix is a Cereal

2005-03-05T04:01:58Z

MISZKLEVITZ: hi,,got a minute to talk,,,?...I see your on line alot,,whats with the rabbit trix,,,is that some kinda toy that rubs a clit and works like a dildo?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Trix is a cereal.
MISZKLEVITZ: you mean thats all there is to that?
MISZKLEVITZ: wow,,was I off base,,sorry
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm afraid so.
MISZKLEVITZ: and the live roleplaying,,?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Nerd stuff.
MISZKLEVITZ: if this is bothereing you,,Ill go
MISZKLEVITZ: I like roleplaying on line,,,you dont do that,,huh?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: no
MISZKLEVITZ: Im very sorry to have bothered you tonight
MISZKLEVITZ: have a nice evening
IGiveRabbitsTrix: You too.
MISZKLEVITZ: thanks ,,,,,,,,,bye

Prom

2005-03-04T03:09:04Z

Spank980: are dresses comfy
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Some are, some are not.
Spank980: prom
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I've never been to a prom.
Spank980: i lost a bet with my gf and she is making me wear her prom dress
Spank980: im scared
IGiveRabbitsTrix: haha
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm sure you'll have fun.
Spank980: right
Spank980: she said i have to wear everything
Spank980: what does she mean by everything
IGiveRabbitsTrix: You'll have to ask her.
Spank980: she said i have to wear this poofy thing under the dress
Spank980: whats that
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Like I said, I never went to a prom, so I don't have much experience with formalwear.
Spank980: ok

I have to give this guy credit for coming up with a creative way to get women to talk about their underwear.

PGrzelewsk

2005-02-27T21:09:48Z

PGrzelewsk: hi
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi
IGiveRabbitsTrix: What's up?
PGrzelewsk: my tits
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Well. How perky.

*speechless*

MichaDaca, again

2005-02-18T00:54:41Z

MichaDaca: hello
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Hello.
MichaDaca: iam sabastion
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Hello, Sabastion.
MichaDaca: nice to meet u
MichaDaca: what can i adress u as please
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Trix
MichaDaca: ms trix
MichaDaca: iam 29 sissy boy here

There's more, but nothing interesting. I just want to point out that Princess here was 27 last month. Sissy boys apparently age two years per month, which would make him 14 1/2 months old. They must not live more than three or four years. That is so tragic. I might cry.

Dust in the wind...

Glittery, pink dust in the wind...

Justaduit169 returns

2005-02-18T00:26:37Z

Justaduit169: hey babe
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hello
Justaduit169: how are you?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm fine.
Justaduit169: yeah me 2
Justaduit169: omw you roleplay?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: only LARP
Justaduit169: oooo
Justaduit169: so i take it you dont cyber or anything?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: nope
Justaduit169: well thats cool
Justaduit169: soo
IGiveRabbitsTrix: so...
Justaduit169: im hard
IGiveRabbitsTrix: What's so hard about you?
Justaduit169: lol think about that one
Justaduit169: in my pants sweetie
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Too much starch?
Justaduit169: lol no
Justaduit169: to much cybering
IGiveRabbitsTrix: My goodness. Don't overdo it. You might injure yourself.
Justaduit169: no i cant be injured
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Invulnerable?
Justaduit169: sure
Justaduit169: and horney i guess
IGiveRabbitsTrix: That's an unusual combination of superpowers.
Justaduit169: yeah i know
Justaduit169: its cool
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I suppose the horniness is really more of a disadvantage than a superpower, though.
Justaduit169: sometimes
IGiveRabbitsTrix: But invulnerability is good.
Justaduit169: yes
Justaduit169: want to make love?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: In general, or with you?
Justaduit169: with me lol
IGiveRabbitsTrix: No. I have a perfectly lovely husband.
Justaduit169: or in jeneral
IGiveRabbitsTrix: That's one of the many advantages of having a perfectly lovely husband.

From his AOL profile:

"Hobbies & Interests: i love to cyber and i have a 11 1/2 inch cock waiting for you!!!"

For me? You shouldn't have!

Racedriver299

2005-01-23T06:30:00Z

Racedriver299: Nice pic
Racedriver299: Love it
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Thanks.
Racedriver299: god I wish I got to know you
Racedriver299: was browsing through
Racedriver299: Guy in Louisville

Why IM someone and then not even attempt to have a conversation?

Tsnfm357

2005-01-23T06:26:55Z

Tsnfm357: hi, tx guy interested in role plyaing wanna chat
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't roleplay online, if that's what you're looking for.
Tsnfm357: perhaps we could meet somewhere sometime
IGiveRabbitsTrix: why?
Tsnfm357: want to try roleplaying
Tsnfm357: never have done it, but really want to try
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Try a game shop. It's not too hard to find roleplayers.
Tsnfm357: i see
Tsnfm357: prefer an older woman for it
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Then you are probably also looking for a different kind of roleplaying than you would find at a game shop.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Not my cup of tea, I'm afraid.
Tsnfm357: guess so
Tsnfm357: any suggestions for taht
IGiveRabbitsTrix: nope
Tsnfm357: ok, thanks

*sigh*

I'm an older woman.

MichaDaca, girly-man

2005-01-07T23:01:05Z

This one started with the usual "hi, i'm bored, asl, what are you into" stuff. This is midway through:

IGiveRabbitsTrix: So, you haven't told me anything about you.
MichaDaca: iam 27 sexy sissy male frm ohio
MichaDaca: iam into cd and dancing
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Interesting way to describe yourself.
MichaDaca: didnt i told u my name
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yes
MichaDaca: is that ok
MichaDaca: yani
MichaDaca: r u married
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yup
MichaDaca: do u like sissy guys
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't know. I'm not sure that I know any.
MichaDaca: aww something new
MichaDaca: huh
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I wouldn't date one anyway, being married and all.
MichaDaca: feel free to ask anthing u like
IGiveRabbitsTrix: What do you mean by "sissy guys"?
MichaDaca: like very girlish
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Straight?
MichaDaca: ?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Are you talking about being straight but girlish, or gay girlish?
MichaDaca: girlish
MichaDaca: only if a girl preferted
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm not sure I understand.
MichaDaca: gily like u know
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ok
MichaDaca: i look good 2
IGiveRabbitsTrix: That's probably a plus, if you're going to be girly.
MichaDaca: yeah
MichaDaca: do u like to dress sissys
IGiveRabbitsTrix: No.
MichaDaca: y not

This is followed by a request to roleplay, which I did not do.

Oddly enough, this is not the first time I have been asked to dress a sissy. I need a set of sissy paper dolls.