Hey, sexxy!

How happy?

Mon, 07 Nov 2005 03:58:10 GMT

Jnmuir: What's up
Jnmuir: are you happily married ??
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yes
Jnmuir: very happy ? :-)
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ecstatic.
Jnmuir: Ok
Jnmuir: you lose
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i'm crushed
Jnmuir: you should be LOL
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yeah, being happily married sucks.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i want to be miserable.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i don't get beaten enough.
Jnmuir: I agree with that

Punctuation makes all the difference

Sun, 16 Oct 2005 01:24:03 GMT

Jnmuir: do you turn trix
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Of course I turn, Joe. I can't go in a straight line all the time.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: And you forgot your comma.

Fun with grammar!

(and no, I don't know him. I got his name from his profile. My profile lists my name as Trix.)

Party pooper

Tue, 13 Sep 2005 19:41:06 GMT

LilPrincess4384: hi
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi
LilPrincess4384: whats up
IGiveRabbitsTrix: not much
LilPrincess4384: oh
IGiveRabbitsTrix: how about you?
LilPrincess4384: playin with my vibrator
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ah
LilPrincess4384: yeah
LilPrincess4384: what r u doin
IGiveRabbitsTrix: reading stuff online and listening to music.
LilPrincess4384: i see
LilPrincess4384: im guessing ur not horny
IGiveRabbitsTrix: if I were, I wouldn't announce it.
LilPrincess4384: why not
IGiveRabbitsTrix: or cyber with girls for that matter

I'm just no fun at all.

OK, so maybe it's not over

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 05:06:45 GMT

Sessions9B: Hi again
IGiveRabbitsTrix: this is getting ridiculous, you know.
Sessions9B: What is?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: talking.
Sessions9B: No it's not
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i feel as though I have suddenly walked into a Monty Python sketch.
Sessions9B: You're a goddess of eroticism
IGiveRabbitsTrix: and you are hopeless.
Sessions9B: Then block me
IGiveRabbitsTrix: nope
Sessions9B: Then I'll just be sexual
IGiveRabbitsTrix: then you will be sexual alone.
Sessions9B: That should shut you up
IGiveRabbitsTrix: probably
Sessions9B: Are you voluptuous?

Sessions9B: You're certainly not skinny
Sessions9B: Will you wear your nurses outfit when I abduct you?
Sessions9B: TALK TO ME
Sessions9B: C:\My Documents\DOWNLOAD\pumpghstred\RRR.JPG
Sessions9B: HELLO!!!!!!
Sessions9B: TALK OR BLOCK ME
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: C:\My Documents\DOWNLOAD\pumpghstred\RRR.JPG
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: CAN I RAPE YOU
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: Hi
Sessions9B: I'll talk to your friend
Sessions9B: Redneck woman
Sessions9B: Soon you'll be licking my balls
Sessions9B: You want me
Sessions9B signed off at 1:01 AM

That's why I love the internet- you can meet the nicest people.

Is this the end?

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 04:36:23 GMT

Sessions9B: Hi there, I thought you had blocked me
IGiveRabbitsTrix: nope
Sessions9B: What was all that you were typing before?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i don't remember
Sessions9B: Star Trek or Star Wars?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: depends on the mood.
Sessions9B: You're surprising me, you know
IGiveRabbitsTrix: really?
Sessions9B: Yes, I thought you disliked talking to me
Sessions9B: I guess you do after all
IGiveRabbitsTrix: depends on how you look at it.
Sessions9B: Are you my older woman?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm not your woman at all.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: And as I recall, we are close in age.
Sessions9B: Any children?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: no
Sessions9B: What kind of nurse are you?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: the mean kind with big needles.
Sessions9B: You can't be mean
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ok, not very mean, but the needles are pretty big.
Sessions9B: That's just how they are
Sessions9B: It's no reflection of you,goddess
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I am a goddess now?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: you wanted to kill me once.
Sessions9B: If you're as beautiful and intriguing as you seem to be
Sessions9B: I was younger and more foolish then
IGiveRabbitsTrix: three months younger.
Sessions9B: I apologize for that, it was a purely emotional reaction
Sessions9B: I never honestly wanted to kill you
IGiveRabbitsTrix: whatever you do want to do is not much better.
Sessions9B: Now that you're really talking to me, that would be to get to know you
IGiveRabbitsTrix: we are not going to be friends, you know.
Sessions9B: Why not?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: that you even have to ask is a good start to explaining why.
Sessions9B: Then why are you talking to me?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't know.
Sessions9B: I'm not playing an online role playing game now
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't play online roleplaying games.
Sessions9B: Can you block me now?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: why do you want to be blocked?
Sessions9B: Because you said we can't be friends
Sessions9B: I don't want to be enemies
IGiveRabbitsTrix: do I have to block everyone who is not my friend?
Sessions9B: I would love to explore every inch of your luscious body, but I know you don't want that either
IGiveRabbitsTrix: no, that's pretty creepy.
Sessions9B signed off at 12:29 AM

I feel like I'm in a soap opera. I guess that's why I keep letting him talk. There's an odd sort of pathos. Also, I am a goddess :P .

He's Ba-ack!

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 03:27:38 GMT

Sessions9B: Hi there
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi.
Sessions9B: Could you block me please?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: no
Sessions9B: Okay, then I shall have my fun
IGiveRabbitsTrix: if you want to be obnoxious, there's not much point in blocking you.
Sessions9B: I know what I want
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i'm sure you do.
Sessions9B: You
Sessions9B: One night of your sexual pleasures
Sessions9B: But perhaps you're too busy playing role playing games
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i'm afraid my sexual pleasures don't involve you.
Sessions9B: They could
IGiveRabbitsTrix: or not.
Sessions9B: Do they only involve your husband?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yup
Sessions9B: Why do you love him?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: there's no good way to explain it.
Sessions9B: How long has it been?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I met him in 1997.
Sessions9B: Is the picture of you an accurate likeness of your usual appearance?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: no
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i don't usually wear makeup.
Sessions9B: But otherwise it is?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: and I usually have my hair in a ponytail.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: and i scowl a lot.
Sessions9B: Oh my, that must look so seductive!
IGiveRabbitsTrix: dreadfully.
Sessions9B: You're a nurse
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yup
Sessions9B: I knew that
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i know
Sessions9B: How did you know I knew?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: because I told you.
Sessions9B: When?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: a couple of months ago
Sessions9B: It was longer than that
IGiveRabbitsTrix: March.
Sessions9B: Wow, how do you remember so well?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm clever like that.

Sadly, I lost my connection at this point. Stupid dial-up.

Why do I talk to this creep? I have no idea. I have now changed my profile picture from a cute one to the one with me wearing a beard. Maybe it won't, um, "inspire" him so much.

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 02:19:51 GMT

Sessions9B: You will be my inspiration
Sessions9B signed off at 10:11 PM

That has to be IGRKelLAV. I wonder what I've inspired now.

wuts happenen?

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 02:13:05 GMT

Debirut: howdy
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi
Debirut: wuts happenen?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: nothing.
Debirut: age?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: 32
Debirut: oh, hmm well im 20 male from louisville...
Debirut: k,bye

That's it? Why IM someone in the first place?

Deja vu

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 02:07:22 GMT

Sessions9B: Wow
IGiveRabbitsTrix: =-O
Sessions9B: You're gorgeous
IGiveRabbitsTrix: well thank you.
Sessions9B: Okay, sorry to bother you
Sessions9B: You could at least say thank you
Sessions9B: You're welcome, are you busy?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: sorry, i lost my connection for a minute.
Sessions9B: Can you talk now?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: sure
Sessions9B: Oh my!
Sessions9B: Something just happened
IGiveRabbitsTrix: oh?
Sessions9B: Yes, I was looking at your gorgeous picture again and...
IGiveRabbitsTrix: do I want to know?
Sessions9B: I don't know if I should say
IGiveRabbitsTrix: perhaps not.
Sessions9B: Well, erections are natural,no?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: *sigh*
Sessions9B: Sorry
Sessions9B: I've disappointed you
Sessions9B: Haven't I?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yes
IGiveRabbitsTrix: this kind of crap gets a little old, you know.
Sessions9B: Can we talk again another time if I don't mention anything like that?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: do we have anything in common to talk about?
Sessions9B: Yes, we are both smart
IGiveRabbitsTrix: really.

Sessions9B: I know I am and you seem to be
IGiveRabbitsTrix: If you are, then I am even more disappointed by the way this conversation has gone.
Sessions9B: I truly am
Sessions9B: You're a beautiful woman
Sessions9B: I won't apologize for my natural urges
Sessions9B: Anyway, I must go, I hope you will give me another chance
IGiveRabbitsTrix: If I forget about this, maybe.
Sessions9B: You shall
Sessions9B signed off at 9:25 PM

This sounds an awful lot like IGRKelLAV. Either it's him or there are actually multiple guys who think this is the way to approach women.

Sunday best

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 02:02:16 GMT

TOlin43959: hello
TOlin43959: how are you today?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm fine.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: How are you?
TOlin43959: not bad
TOlin43959: a little bored at the moment
TOlin43959: anything exciting going on there?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: nope, just got in out of the heat.
TOlin43959: hot where you are?
TOlin43959: could be interesting...
IGiveRabbitsTrix: 92 degrees, i think
TOlin43959: I can see why you came inside
TOlin43959: may I ask what you were wearing outside?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: nothing warm
TOlin43959: not too much then?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: enough to be decent for church.
TOlin43959: I see...
TOlin43959: I can understand that - still dressed for church?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yeah, my church is casual
TOlin43959: gotcha
TOlin43959: I see you like to roleplay? what kinds?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Onyx Hollow LARP
IGiveRabbitsTrix: that's my game
TOlin43959: I see...
TOlin43959: not familiar with those
IGiveRabbitsTrix: you should try it sometime.
TOlin43959: maybe I will

Hey, baby...what did you wear to church? Are you still in your Sunday dress? Geez. I wonder whether he remembers me from last time.

I have one too!

Thu, 26 May 2005 12:37:33 GMT

Spider566: hi 24 female from lexington
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hello
Spider566: hey
Spider566: i saw your pic on profile
Spider566: i have one too
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ok...
Spider566: k
Spider566: want me to send a pic?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: no

All righty then.

Vampire: To be or not to be

Sat, 16 Apr 2005 00:37:00 GMT

VWler19972002: Hello, i am Lars, are you a vampire ?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: sort of
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Red Cross Blood Services.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: :-D
VWler19972002: are you ?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I run blood drives.
VWler19972002: sorry, i do not understand
IGiveRabbitsTrix: What don't you understand? I'm not actually a vampire. I work for the Red Cross. I run blood drives. I take blood from blood donors.
VWler19972002: i am so sorry
IGiveRabbitsTrix: for what?
VWler19972002: that i don't understood you
IGiveRabbitsTrix: that's ok
IGiveRabbitsTrix: does it make sense now?
VWler19972002: what ?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: whatever you didn't understand.
VWler19972002: ok

What?

(for the record, my profile says "professional vampire" for my occupation)

IGRKelLAV: The Sequel, or Please Don't Feed the Psycho

Fri, 08 Apr 2005 05:44:13 GMT

So the same guy IMs me again tonight, and I give him a chance to converse like a normal human being. He is not able to do that, so I tell him to go away. I am not blocking him, because he will just come back with a different name. Here is what I get:

IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Or die
IGR KelLAV: Hey fat ass
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me
IGR KelLAV: Talk to me or block me

...and so on.

Suddenly here comes a brand new friend!

PumpGhstRed: Hi
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi
PumpGhstRed: Do you enjoy living?
PumpGhstRed: Hello?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Do you always start conversations so charmingly?
PumpGhstRed: Only when I'm infuriated
PumpGhstRed: Do you always make people want to kill you?
PumpGhstRed: You bitch

Report card: Does not play well with others.

PB&J

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 08:19:13 GMT

This began with the usual greetings. It went on forever, since my rule is that I allow it to go on until they get bored or frustrated and leave on their own; therefore I have cut it to leave out the slower spots.

IGR KelLAV: Do you have any other pictures?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: no
IGR KelLAV: So just the one in your profile?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yup
IGR KelLAV: Oh, too bad, I'd love to see much more of your gorgeousness;-)
IGiveRabbitsTrix: sorry
IGR KelLAV: It's okay, I can just look at that one
IGR KelLAV: Whoa, maybe I'd better not look at it!=-O
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I didn't know I was dangerous.
IGR KelLAV: I wasn't expecting that to happen just from looking:-D
IGiveRabbitsTrix: *not going to ask*
IGR KelLAV: Would you like to know?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Is it anything a gentleman should tell a lady?
IGR KelLAV: I'll put it politelyO:-)
IGR KelLAV: I'll use the technical term for it
IGR KelLAV: I don't want to offend you , which is why I asked if I can tell you first
IGiveRabbitsTrix: If it is potentially offensive, I probably don't want to know.
IGR KelLAV: It could be, but I wouldn't be vulgar
IGR KelLAV: Just let me say it please, miss lovely
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I can't stop you.
IGR KelLAV: No, but I don't want you to report me to AOL either
IGR KelLAV: I've never had the urge to say something like this before online
IGiveRabbitsTrix: never?
IGR KelLAV: I think maybe once or twice before, but I held it back
IGR KelLAV: The physical reaction was never this strong though
IGR KelLAV: So do I have your permission?
IGR KelLAV: Did you fall asleep?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm here.
IGR KelLAV: Here goes:
IGR KelLAV: Okay?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: if you must
IGR KelLAV: I was looking at your picture and I suddenly got a massive erection
IGiveRabbitsTrix: do you feel better now?
IGR KelLAV: In a way, yes

--------

Subject change, blah blah blah

--------

IGR KelLAV: It's getting so hard to type
IGR KelLAV: How did you get into that kind of singing?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't know. I just decided to take lessons one day.
IGR KelLAV: Did you love it right off? I need more hands
IGiveRabbitsTrix: It only takes two to type.
IGR KelLAV: Actually , I only use one, haha
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ah, a multitasker.
IGR KelLAV: But it's the same one I use for other things too
IGR KelLAV: So sometimes the multitasking is harder than others
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I would hope that you could use it for other things.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: It would suck if one hand could only type, and the other could only make PB&J.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: You wouldn't be able to get anything else done.
IGR KelLAV: Haha, you're funny:-D
IGR KelLAV: You'd just have to concentrate on one thing
IGiveRabbitsTrix: i suppose
IGR KelLAV: I don't want any long pauses between my IMS to make you feel neglected
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm fine.
IGR KelLAV: You sure you don't mind?I've been trying to balance the two, but the intensity is picking up now
IGiveRabbitsTrix: That must be some PB&J sandwich.

Holy crap! Did I just cyber? I can't believe this guy just made a PB&J sandwich.

Catwoman

Sat, 26 Mar 2005 18:26:58 GMT

RT71x: hi
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi
RT71x: how are you today
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm fine.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: How are you?
RT71x: im fine..just glad to be off for 3 days
RT71x: i gotta say you look lovely
IGiveRabbitsTrix: thank you.
RT71x: u welcome..you like costumes and wearing them
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Yes. It would be silly to have costumes and not wear them.
RT71x: lol..i agree...i bet you look awesome in leather and latex wear
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't have any costumes like that. Mostly peasant blouses and long skirts.
RT71x: you would make a cool catwoman..man a leather/latex catsuit would look awesome on you
IGiveRabbitsTrix: No it wouldn't, and I have no reason to dress as Catwoman.
RT71x: oh ok..just saying.

I'm going to go right out and buy a latex catsuit.

Grovedawg05

Tue, 22 Mar 2005 21:55:05 GMT

Grovedawg05: hi sexy
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ?
Grovedawg05: how are you?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Fine.
Grovedawg05: asl?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: 32
IGiveRabbitsTrix: and the rest is on my profile.
Grovedawg05: i know you are very beautiful
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Thank you.
Grovedawg05: what are you wearing?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Two paper bags and half a canteloupe.
Grovedawg05: cmon
IGiveRabbitsTrix: You don't like it?
Grovedawg05: i want the truth

Grovedawg05: ?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: So grubby sweats will do?
Grovedawg05: yes is that the truth?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: no.
Grovedawg05: what is the truth?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: The truth? Philosophers have been asking that question for thousands of years. I doubt I could answer it satisfactorily.
Grovedawg05: why are you playing hard to get dear?
Grovedawg05: ?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Why are you asking what I'm wearing and calling me "dear"?
Grovedawg05: does it bother you?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: It's hardly gentlemanly, you must admit.
Grovedawg05: i am sorry maam
Grovedawg05: ?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Yes?
Grovedawg05: i am sorry
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ok

Disappointment

Mon, 07 Mar 2005 01:33:28 GMT

TOlin43959: hello
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi
TOlin43959: how are you this evening?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: fine
TOlin43959: anything exciting going on there?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: nope
TOlin43959: sigh - same here
IGiveRabbitsTrix: fun
TOlin43959: ??
IGiveRabbitsTrix: as in, sounds like fun.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: :-P
TOlin43959: nice tongue
TOlin43959: :-)
IGiveRabbitsTrix: So...
TOlin43959: yes...?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't know. You IMed me, remember?
TOlin43959: just curious about you
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ok
TOlin43959: interesting screen name to start...
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Just a reference to the commercials.
TOlin43959: I see...
TOlin43959: your picture is very pretty
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Thank you.
TOlin43959: what exactly is "LARPing"
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Live action roleplaying. It's sort of like playing Dungeons and Dragons live.
TOlin43959: ahhh - I see.

"Damn. A nerd."

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!

Trix is a Cereal

Sat, 05 Mar 2005 04:01:58 GMT

MISZKLEVITZ: hi,,got a minute to talk,,,?...I see your on line alot,,whats with the rabbit trix,,,is that some kinda toy that rubs a clit and works like a dildo?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Trix is a cereal.
MISZKLEVITZ: you mean thats all there is to that?
MISZKLEVITZ: wow,,was I off base,,sorry
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm afraid so.
MISZKLEVITZ: and the live roleplaying,,?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Nerd stuff.
MISZKLEVITZ: if this is bothereing you,,Ill go
MISZKLEVITZ: I like roleplaying on line,,,you dont do that,,huh?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: no
MISZKLEVITZ: Im very sorry to have bothered you tonight
MISZKLEVITZ: have a nice evening
IGiveRabbitsTrix: You too.
MISZKLEVITZ: thanks ,,,,,,,,,bye

Prom

Fri, 04 Mar 2005 03:09:04 GMT

Spank980: are dresses comfy
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Some are, some are not.
Spank980: prom
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I've never been to a prom.
Spank980: i lost a bet with my gf and she is making me wear her prom dress
Spank980: im scared
IGiveRabbitsTrix: haha
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm sure you'll have fun.
Spank980: right
Spank980: she said i have to wear everything
Spank980: what does she mean by everything
IGiveRabbitsTrix: You'll have to ask her.
Spank980: she said i have to wear this poofy thing under the dress
Spank980: whats that
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Like I said, I never went to a prom, so I don't have much experience with formalwear.
Spank980: ok

I have to give this guy credit for coming up with a creative way to get women to talk about their underwear.

PGrzelewsk

Sun, 27 Feb 2005 21:09:48 GMT

PGrzelewsk: hi
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hi
IGiveRabbitsTrix: What's up?
PGrzelewsk: my tits
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Well. How perky.

*speechless*

MichaDaca, again

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 00:54:41 GMT

MichaDaca: hello
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Hello.
MichaDaca: iam sabastion
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Hello, Sabastion.
MichaDaca: nice to meet u
MichaDaca: what can i adress u as please
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Trix
MichaDaca: ms trix
MichaDaca: iam 29 sissy boy here

There's more, but nothing interesting. I just want to point out that Princess here was 27 last month. Sissy boys apparently age two years per month, which would make him 14 1/2 months old. They must not live more than three or four years. That is so tragic. I might cry.

Dust in the wind...

Glittery, pink dust in the wind...

Justaduit169 returns

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 00:26:37 GMT

Justaduit169: hey babe
IGiveRabbitsTrix: hello
Justaduit169: how are you?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm fine.
Justaduit169: yeah me 2
Justaduit169: omw you roleplay?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: only LARP
Justaduit169: oooo
Justaduit169: so i take it you dont cyber or anything?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: nope
Justaduit169: well thats cool
Justaduit169: soo
IGiveRabbitsTrix: so...
Justaduit169: im hard
IGiveRabbitsTrix: What's so hard about you?
Justaduit169: lol think about that one
Justaduit169: in my pants sweetie
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Too much starch?
Justaduit169: lol no
Justaduit169: to much cybering
IGiveRabbitsTrix: My goodness. Don't overdo it. You might injure yourself.
Justaduit169: no i cant be injured
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Invulnerable?
Justaduit169: sure
Justaduit169: and horney i guess
IGiveRabbitsTrix: That's an unusual combination of superpowers.
Justaduit169: yeah i know
Justaduit169: its cool
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I suppose the horniness is really more of a disadvantage than a superpower, though.
Justaduit169: sometimes
IGiveRabbitsTrix: But invulnerability is good.
Justaduit169: yes
Justaduit169: want to make love?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: In general, or with you?
Justaduit169: with me lol
IGiveRabbitsTrix: No. I have a perfectly lovely husband.
Justaduit169: or in jeneral
IGiveRabbitsTrix: That's one of the many advantages of having a perfectly lovely husband.

From his AOL profile:

"Hobbies & Interests: i love to cyber and i have a 11 1/2 inch cock waiting for you!!!"

For me? You shouldn't have!

Racedriver299

Sun, 23 Jan 2005 06:30:00 GMT

Racedriver299: Nice pic
Racedriver299: Love it
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Thanks.
Racedriver299: god I wish I got to know you
Racedriver299: was browsing through
Racedriver299: Guy in Louisville

Why IM someone and then not even attempt to have a conversation?

Tsnfm357

Sun, 23 Jan 2005 06:26:55 GMT

Tsnfm357: hi, tx guy interested in role plyaing wanna chat
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't roleplay online, if that's what you're looking for.
Tsnfm357: perhaps we could meet somewhere sometime
IGiveRabbitsTrix: why?
Tsnfm357: want to try roleplaying
Tsnfm357: never have done it, but really want to try
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Try a game shop. It's not too hard to find roleplayers.
Tsnfm357: i see
Tsnfm357: prefer an older woman for it
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Then you are probably also looking for a different kind of roleplaying than you would find at a game shop.
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Not my cup of tea, I'm afraid.
Tsnfm357: guess so
Tsnfm357: any suggestions for taht
IGiveRabbitsTrix: nope
Tsnfm357: ok, thanks

*sigh*

I'm an older woman.

MichaDaca, girly-man

Fri, 07 Jan 2005 23:01:05 GMT

This one started with the usual "hi, i'm bored, asl, what are you into" stuff. This is midway through:

IGiveRabbitsTrix: So, you haven't told me anything about you.
MichaDaca: iam 27 sexy sissy male frm ohio
MichaDaca: iam into cd and dancing
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Interesting way to describe yourself.
MichaDaca: didnt i told u my name
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yes
MichaDaca: is that ok
MichaDaca: yani
MichaDaca: r u married
IGiveRabbitsTrix: yup
MichaDaca: do u like sissy guys
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I don't know. I'm not sure that I know any.
MichaDaca: aww something new
MichaDaca: huh
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I wouldn't date one anyway, being married and all.
MichaDaca: feel free to ask anthing u like
IGiveRabbitsTrix: What do you mean by "sissy guys"?
MichaDaca: like very girlish
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Straight?
MichaDaca: ?
IGiveRabbitsTrix: Are you talking about being straight but girlish, or gay girlish?
MichaDaca: girlish
MichaDaca: only if a girl preferted
IGiveRabbitsTrix: I'm not sure I understand.
MichaDaca: gily like u know
IGiveRabbitsTrix: ok
MichaDaca: i look good 2
IGiveRabbitsTrix: That's probably a plus, if you're going to be girly.
MichaDaca: yeah
MichaDaca: do u like to dress sissys
IGiveRabbitsTrix: No.
MichaDaca: y not

This is followed by a request to roleplay, which I did not do.

Oddly enough, this is not the first time I have been asked to dress a sissy. I need a set of sissy paper dolls.